Funny Story

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose if you tell me the time

Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time
Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?
Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address

Young Man: Quite possible

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it
Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter[/color]

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter
again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start
waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage

Young Man: Smiles
Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission

Young Man: Oh Yes ! and smiles

Old Man: ( Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my
daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch !!!

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